Holla

Just over a year ago, my answer to a guy who kept asking me if I thought Enrique Iglesias was hot was ”*wrinkles nose*…Meh. Okay lar…”
Actually prior to that the guy mentioned to me that hes been known to look like Enrique so he was trying to find out if I find him attractive, in a VERY subtle way of course. Lol. I sense he had a little man-crush on the guy cus he even carried around pictures of Enrique in his wallet + phone.
T_T  My luck in dating is full of wtfs you still dunno meh?

 

So anywaysss getting to the point…
Today, from nowhere, out of the blue, my obsession with Enrique Iglesias suddenly started because I just noticed how sexy he actually is. I’ve been watching his music videos since morning. Its making me incapable of constructing coherent sentences omg.

And I just wanted to say that today, I stand corrected Mr Pseudo Enrique Iglesias. I stand corrected.

For many more blessings to come.

fukubukuro

Yey! I’m going to collect this tomorrow. Feel free to join me if you happen to be free :D

And I know this blog is like so dead but I’m in the midst of resizing photos.  That’s what you get for setting your camera to 872600 x 354600 pixels wtf.
So annoying OK have to open Photoshop just for resizing!

To AK: I finally retrieved the pictures. Now I know why the Bluetooth didn’t work.. Omg it’s so bimbotic that I don’t even wanna talk about it okthanxbye.

Pots and Pans

Dad complimented that the crêpes were nice.

What he doesn’t know was that I was actually trying to make pancakes.
Shhhh…

I’m like the only person in the world who can  screw up making pan-frikkin-cakes people.

As I recall

Of Music:

It started off with one innocent Jonas Brother song I downloaded to try to convince myself that they were musically awesome and that I wasn’t just superfically attracted to the middle brother.
Yes Joe, how I swooned over you (take note of past tense) like I would over a chocolate fountain.

Well okay fine I guess it didnt work because that mp3 has since been lost into utter obscurity among the many gigabytes of my harddrive. Undeniably the only reason I still keep an interest in the JB is because of Joe Jonas and his spider ways wtf *hangs head in shame*

It did however, start a chain reaction of changed listening habits. Before I knew it I had Demi Lovato’s whole album and even actually made a concious decision to add some Taylor Swift into my playlist. WhichistotallywtfbecauseIdontevenlikecountrymusic.

Oh Disney kids what the hell are you doing to me wtf.

I better not catch myself downloading Miley Cyrus soon TT__TT

Of Ice-cream:

Went To Fort Canning for Ben n Jerry’s Chunk Fest.

The queue for ice-cream was insane. So insane that I couldn’t find where the end of the queue even was T_T

So we walked to the outlet at The Cathay where it was air-conditioned, mud-free and pro-seats to get our ice-cream instead wtf.

Of Bimbotic Addition No. 367:


Of Eidul Adha:

Was a good day of course. No monster pimple surprise appearances or annoying conversation topics made it even better. Haha.

Love my grandparents

Walk in.

Very very very very happy for some reason.

I shall sleep with a smile on my face tonight!

Now you see me, now you dont.

Finally met with Hal yesterday since graduation. Shopped around for a super belated birthday present for her while dragging Sai along. I’d rather have her choose her own present rather than get her something she wont like at all so we went on rounds until she finally decided on something.

Hal lugging her monster bear home. Amek kau.
HAHA.


Me going home (ya I’m invisible wtf)

Went home early but I was suprisingly shagged because I slept 4 hours right after breaking fast.

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Btw you all wanna know what today’s daily wtf is anot? Come I tell you….

MY EAR PIERCINGS HAVE CLOSED UP.   !  !

I tried putting on earrings and it couldn’t go through. Damn pain summore T_T
Maybe tomorrow I’ll go put myself through the whole ear-piercing ordeal again or if my pain threshold is being incredibly low, I’ll just wear clip-on earrings from now on wtf.

Or sticker earrings T_____T

What’s done can never be undone.


Dont be fooled my the calmness of this picture because half a second later I was screaming all the way till I got off the grass. THERE WERE FROGS JUMPING IN THE GRASS OK! So many of them, like it was nobody’s business. *petrified”

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I was an office girl for two days and eventhough I didnt understand squat about what I was doing, I loved working!

My office

The lady who was ‘in charge’ of me was nice because she was patient enough to repeat her instructions to me about 37 times I think and she kept bringing me drinks lah pen lah ruler lah this lah that lah and she even brought me food because I refused to go out to eat. I know actually deep in her heart she wants to grenade me already because I’m supposed to be her assistant but end up she’s serving this princess here wtf.

Dad is so proud of me because he thinks this was my first job ever. Lol.

Anyway, I now have a rough picture of my future self. If I land myself a real job I’d be the kind of person who stays in the office way past 5, get so absorbed in whatever I’d be doing that I wouldn’t even go for lunch because I dont have time to do petty things like eat or go for toilet breaks wtf, stop answering calls and smses, grow old alone and own cats at home :8B

But that’s alright because at least I’d be rich (hopefully) wtf.

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(photo credit: Maryam)

Nisha held her birthday party on Saturday and as expected, there was much food, camwhoring, friends, laughter and chocolatessss.

That was the theme for the party- Chocolate.
You can read other related blogs for more scoop.

Happy Birthday Nisha!

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My high school best friend got engaged on Saturday but I didn’t attend and her mum kept asking for me O_O
Okay I totally underestimated my relevance there…

Met her today at her brother’s wedding and we did a quick catch up and she looked happy.

I’m happy if you’re happy babe.

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Every 2 months or so, I’d turn 100% hunger resistant and can go on for days without a proper meal. This.is.weird.
Today I woke up screaming because I dreamt of waffles wtf.

I’m not kidding.

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Why are you all laughing?

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Paisley

Just reached home. Am almost broke. Yey me~

I had to wait 90 years for my bubble tea………………
But they had my favourite coloured straw so nevermind…

And thennnnnn

Approximately 3 mins ago, that was the bubble tea I dripped onto my keypad + touchpad T____T
No smoke coming out of laptop yet.

Why do I have the control skills of a 3 day old baby wtf?

Painted my nails yesterday and everytime I paint my own nails, the left hand will always turn out nicer than the right. Because I use my left hand to paint the nails on my right, the right hand one will always end up looking like the grand canyon/paper marche T_T

And why do I have to wait 5236 friggin dinosaur years for hotmail to load?? Anyone using Singnet facing this too? Please let me know that I’m not suffering alone T___T

Obsessed with symmetry wtf

4 in the morning, and I hereby declare to the world that the right side of my face is the better side.

If you take picture from my left I’d look like one ethnic group, and if you take from the right I’d look like another wtf.

Or maybe it’s just the lighting?…

I’ll sit in the boot and no one would have to know.

My bimbo talents are now fulfilled wtf. I managed to successfully adhere fake eyelashes in a moving vehicle. At night summore.

I was so excited of my achievement wtf that when I was done with it, I tried blogging from my phone -__-
But the webpage looked like a mess. And the pages stopped loading halfway -______-

Anyways went bowling and played Arcade games, afterwhich we had super late night supper of Satay, Nasi Lemak and Soto.

I wanna play pool!

Today was an interesting day.

Hello world! Some updates:

China boy becoming creepier thus am avoiding going to the shop downstairs and walking all the way to Hougang Point just to buy fecking Cheese Balls.

Romeo and friends make it a point to hang out at the void deck every fucking day. Oh why is my life so awesome.

Somehow I feel like someone’s transferring money into my account because by some miracle, I’m still not bankrupt.

Good conversations rule.

And I was bored.

Don’t you hate it when they see you as just some object. I’m made of flesh and blood you know.
yeah and apparently i am too.
That was kinda funny
fffffffish you ok
I’ll just pretend to ignore that.
-_- r we still going on a date?
sure baby.
but i change my mind.
I bought you some flowers, they smell really good… just like you *wink*
*farts*
*farts* we can fart together baby
HAHAHAHA effer.
Hanging out together is great don’t you think?
yeah. i think… maybe. probably not
I like our dates, they inspire me.
good. im awesome like that.
Hi
hi
You are right.
i always am
Was it you who e-mailed me last night?
nope
Sigh, I’m so in love…
with who?
with you
..no feelings siak.
What songs do you like?
truly madly deeply by savage garden. among 234567890 others
whoa
ur fav song?
best of me by starting line
am i fat?
no not at all
u sure?
brb
babiiiiiiiii!
i’m about to give birth to a cow

gross.
Wassup?
eating corn
ok
will you dump me?
depend, are you gonna give me what i want?
what do u want?
i like shopping
gay. but good. i like shopping too. you’ll have to pay of course…
I’ll just pretend to ignore that.
haha. can i ask u a question?
yes
why are you still here? why havent you left?
whoa
why?
because some else said that to me before
said what?
what u up 2?
nothing.you should sleep
yes, I’m a little tired
go
Did you tell your friends about your boyfriend? Which would be me :B
can i kill you?
please kill me softly
goodnight.
please, don’t go!
u wont miss me.
yes
HAHA.

Need to stop here because I really AM tired and I need to hit the hay. Real updates soon or whenever I feel like it.

Just so you know, I miss so many of you. Heh.

Good night! Remember to vote for David Cook wtf.

What you once were

I fell asleep after dinner and missed American Idol! *smacks head*
Now I have to go find the performances on Youtube T___T

Impromptu meet up with Rahmah in the afternoon. We had KFC (I have my appetite back! Yey!) and helped her with Visual Basic (ha ha). Then she said she wanted to relive her childhood and so we ended up sitting on mini tables and stools to make kiddie art wtf :8B

While waiting for the pseudo-paint to bake (?) we entertained ourselves by making a mess on the table. I only made a small star and a tiny puddle of purple paint because I’m 80% full of sophistication and responsibility like that wtfwtf.

Booked a facial for Saturday. Hope I dont oversleep again T___T

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